February 2012
644 posts
Now my brother sent me an itinerary about our “trip”. I’M KIND OF GETTING EXCITED WHAT IF HE’S SERIOUS WHAT IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENSDG VSDHBKJGVF
obesitycore:
plot twist
the mannequin does not belong to jack
That is a truthfact
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My brother actually wants to plan a trip to Europe… with me. This is weird.
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It feels like I’m jumping towards a train
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I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON
I started picking up my cat right as he was jumping off the chair and I almost dropped him, but it felt like I was saving him (even though it was my fault). Now we’re just cuddling and everything is perfect. I am his hero.
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spongebob: Patrick can you hear me
Patrick: no it's too dark
mrsbacon:
Hokay
So
Heres the earth
(its round)
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a gaudy or cheap...