January 2012
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I accidentally ordered nacho cheese sauce for my chicken parmesan and the restaurant called me to confirm this hahahahaha
Me: Well, I thought that it came with marinara sauce and I didn’t know why it made me select a sauce so I just put cheese sauce because marinara wasn’t an option.
Lady: Yeah, um. That’s nacho cheese sauce. I’d suggest you have it made with marinara.
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December 2011
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Me: Did you get the boxes?
Amanda: No : (
Amanda: I'll just have to do shots the boring way
Ugh
My mom still gets my mail here and she always loses important shit like I don’t know MY PERSONAL PROPERTY TAX BILL and now I can’t freaking pay it because I don’t have the PIN. Then she blames me for her losing it. ghfjdk
And my resolution for the new year is to not write “11” on my dates, just in case I cause a rift in time and go back to January of 2011. OR 1911!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR ANY DATE THAT ENDS IN 11
SDHGKSJDGKS
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I need to go back to my apartment soon but I don’t want to pack everything that has been here for over a week. fjvhbjcfkd
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coconut-boho replied to your post: coconut-boho replied to your post: coconut-boho…
Nope. Not that either
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coconut-boho replied to your post: coconut-boho replied to your chat: Me: Mom, I was…
That doesn’t make you a man
Then the mustache is proof enough of my manhood.
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coconut-boho replied to your chat: Me: Mom, I was told that your personality is the…
You’ll never be a man
ONE DAY A WOMAN WILL MAKE ME A MAN
IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS DAY/NIGHT/TIME
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Me: Mom, I was told that your personality is the same at ages 3 and 26 because of behavioral traits or something.
Mom: Because of fate?
Me: Mom, what? No. How was my personality when I was 3?
Mom: Oh! You was sweet. You was so sweet. You was a good kid. You was good-natured and feisty and so sweet. And a boy. You were just a boy. And sweet.
Me: Okay. I was a feisty, sweet, good-natured boy. Thanks. The only difference is I'll be a feisty, sweet, good-natured man at 26.
NO NO
If I got a girl pregnant that I was just dating or whatever, I would feel no obligation whatsoever to marry her unless I wanted to marry her before or eventually. Not because I got her pregnant. That doesn’t do anything? My obligation would be to our kid, being there for the kid. I’m not going to ditch her, I (might) not marry her. That’s that. Anyway, I just want to be a dad....
I mean, it’s just weird hearing what people assume about you. Sometimes it’s true. Sometimes you think they’ve got you all wrong. I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Maybe you think I’m a FREAK now, reader. I can deal with that.
The other day these guys were talking about marriage at work. I thought it was a boring conversation. They eventually concluded that marriage is lame and all for the woman (since GAYS can’t get MARRIED, except with two women it would be all about the woman but which woman WHO KNOWS this is a long extra idea), and huge weddings were stupid and a waste. But then they were like, “Patrick...
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Annie and Patrick reblogging each other for over 5 minutes
